For phonetics Ghandi and Muhammad!

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Dec 24, 2006 at 08:28

So our dear phonetics is really saying that because Ghandi says that Abul Qasim aka Muhammad was a great man he must have been a great man. But our dear phonetics does not realize that if Ghandi would have said that even to Muhammad himself, I can see Muhammad yelling:

"Ok. But you are nothing but a mushrik (polytheist) and you will be killed unless you convert to Islam (see Q9:4)"

Then I see one of Muhammad's little minions saying:

"but ya Abul Qasim if we kill this polytheist Ghandi we will not be collecting jizya and you know that Allah will be very upset because you and him are supposed to get1/5 of the loot."

Now Muhammad scratching his forehead and notice that his hair is painted with ugly heba to cover the gray hair.

"you are right my dear. Jizya is better than the messy killing of this guy Ghandi. And with so many Hindus around what do you think if we add the Hindus to ahl al-kitab thing ? Allah will be very pleased as his income from the jizya will go up. Oh Allah needs to make more virgins and ghulman and they do cost money. Jazakullah ya weasel."

Boys and girls stay tuned for part two.

Well, the truth hurts. Muhammad was an Arabian warlord and a caravan raider. My source? Sirat Rasul Allah by ibn Ishaq.

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