Our dear Mohammed and the other Muhammad

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Mar 17, 2009 at 18:59

Our dear Mohammed rabina yu3alimuhu ina al-islam deen al-3arab faqat

>Our prophet (PBUH) was the most privileged of all the apostles Allah sent.

Really? But wait: your Allah says in the Qur'an a book that you cannot read in Arabic

la nufarriqu bayna ahadin min rusuluha

Do you know what this means? It means that your claim is bogus and this means that you are either ignorant about what the Qur'an really says or you really know the above aya but you did not want to tell us about it ... Oh the transliterated Arabic? I do not translate Arabic for wannabe arabs like you

For the readers: the Qur'an says in 2:285 that Allah is saying in the above Arabic that among prophets there is no distinction in rank which means that our dear Mohammed is either ignorant or he is a liar

But wait: the Qur'an is a confused and confusing book so it says the opposite is Q17:55

wa laqad faddalana ba3d al-nabiyeen 3ala ba3d

So I have a few questions for you:

1. Why is Q17:55 the exact opposite of Q2: 285? Let me guess: it is a case of the funny al-nasikh wa al-mansukh?

2. And where would I find the name of Muhammad in the second aya? you will not find it

3. Allah spoke to me via an angel called Gabriel. Do you think that may be I DNM am the nabi that is mufadal by your Allah? what do you think ya ayuha al-falyasoof al-kabeer?

>He was given Allah's power of Attorney by the aya 8.40 (obeying Mohammed is obeying Allah)

Really? so Q8:40 says that ina allah a3ta Muhammad qudrat al-muhami wa inakum lama takhda3u li Muhammad inakum takhda3u lel lah!

So it seems that Allah and Muhammad are equal and so much for the bogus islamic tawheed

So is this what it says in Q8:40 mr ignorant?Oh but you forget to tell us that in the following aya Allah gets 1/5 of the loot collected from infidles!

You are, and you must pardon me, wrong

> He was allowed unlimited number of wives

Oh and he did have 23 of them slaves included. He was a busy bee

> and was also allowed to have sex with slave girls and with any woman he wanted (33.50).

And he sure did

>He was born poor but Allah made him rich(93.8)

Let me see: by looting of caravans? right?

>by allowing him booty(8.41).

Tsk...tsk...tsk and Allah also gets 1/5 of the loot. You forgot Allah tsk tsk tsk our dear Mohammed there will be no 72 virgins or boys of heaven for you

> He visited Allah on 7th heaven flying on Buraq, a flying horse with beautiful female face.

And you forgot to tell us that the tradition tells us that when Muhammad got to the 7th heaven gabriel told him "shhhh Allah is praying" ROTFL Allah is praying and for sure Allah was praying! Yes praying and Allah was saying; sabooh sabboh rab al-mala'ika wa al-roh. So your Allah was praying to whom our dear Mohammed the wannabe arab?Let me guess; Muhammad after all the Qur'an says that Allah and his mala'ika pray to Muhammad. What a joke

> If all that is not a proof of his prophethood,

No it proves the follwing:

1. That Allah prays

2. that muhammad was an Arabain warlord and caravan raider and child molester

3. That Allah and Muhammad get 1/5 of the loot collected from us infidles

6. That Muhammad had slaves

7. That Muhammad had 23 wives

8. That you cannot read the Qur'an in Arabic

9. That you are and you must pardon me either ignoarnt or a lair

10. That you need to get a life

11. That Allah and his mala'ika pray to Muhammad

12. That Muhammad and his Allah are equal parteners and so much for islamic shirk

>then I do not know what is.

Let me help you: you do not know anything and for this i say shame

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