ARE YOU A PIECE OF ...!?!

Submitted by SweetKitten (United States), Mar 29, 2008 at 00:26

LADIES, please stop thinking so lowly of yourselves. These boys have sites everywhere. In fact they have numerous sites. They are on Yahoo, Msn, Orkut, Tagged, Hi5, Myspace, and every which way you can look, you will find at least fifty sites for the same boy. I can call them boys, because a man would not dream of this disrespect!

Do yourselves a favor and listen to straight talk luigi. This man is not stupid ladies! I told my ex- moroccan boyfriend, I might love you, but I love myself more, goodbye. I told the next one, yes moroccan also, I never forget a face, but in your case, I will make the exception. Now, can I get an amen? Also for entertainment purposes only, I recently told one, sure baby, I will send you the expensive cologne you wanted and the money for your internet connection to stay on. Wait, what do you mean to tell me, that his package never arrived? I am in total and utter shock and disbelief. No actually I am here, writing this to you ladies, to serve as a good wake up call. As sure as he is Moroccan, he will be sitting at that post office on his cute little tushie, all week, awaiting the arrival of the package that I never intended to send. Sorry sucker, swallow your own sad sob story. They are all full of pretty lies, ladies. For me though, no thank you!

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