Play them right back

Submitted by Sherry (United States), Apr 26, 2008 at 10:11

I have to be honest with you ladies; I am getting those guys back in the Middle East hard. Let me explain, and please don't' judge, I am pure evil when it comes to these men.

The first time I went to Egypt to see my first man, I was the stupid woman, I paid for my plane tickets, good thing I didn't' have any extra money so this man had to pay for everything else. I married this fool in an Islamic wedding, tried to do it in the embassy, but thank goodness they were not doing that at the time I was there.

I am a bad girl, since I had two others on the hook, and when I came back from Egypt, and my so called husband just kinda of stopped writing me. So I kinda of had a long talk to myself and stated to myself, I would play their game, but next time someone wants me to come, they will purchase my plane ticket.

So I am playing a Moroccan, a man from India, and low and behold here comes the man from Egypt, back from the dead. Then I met a man from Kuwait, and he does sends me a ticket, I married him for real, and we married in Egypt since that is where he is from.

Now when I get to Egypt, my last day there, husband flies out, I ring up husband number one, talk about him being shocked that I am in Egypt. Too funny, he has his wedding ring on and even had that piece of worthless paper saying we were married. He had no idea, my other husband has just boarded a plane to Kuwait, I remember when he is with me going to the airport, and it hits him in the taxi, that I had just popped into Egypt, and knows something is up. I almost laughed my ass off; this whole thing is too funny.

Let me tell ya, you want me, than you do all the work, and pay all the costs. I don't care anymore about any of them, the one from India wants to send me some ticket so I can vacation with him, if I could pull that one off, I sure would, but my now husband is a little more watchful than my first middle east husband.

Oh and to top if off, the first husband in Egypt, hacked into my yahoo mail and told me when I was in Egypt, told me my password, and stated he reads my freaking email. Well this is perfect; I make sure all kinds of crap go to that email.

Don't trust these men, don't take anything they say seriously, and always have a few young backups. NEVER SPEND A DIME, THEY WANT YOU THEY WILL FIND A WAY, IF NOT, YOU HAVE PROBLEMS AND NO MONEY. I am pure evil, but they deserve this treatment, you want to use me, fine, but remember pal, I am burning you right back.

I am wondering when one of them will come to the USA and try to take me out, but then again, bring it baby. Peace out

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