more scam lines

Submitted by Lina (United Kingdom), Jan 4, 2009 at 15:08

Hahaha, some of these guys are so unoriginal. Here are some that I was fed from a past experience

I'm so lonely (yet he's sitting in a cafe with friends, ogling girls)

I love you (on around the 3rd day of contact)

You're so polite (nope, I'm a bi%ch lol)

You are beauty, you have magic eyes, you're so nice

I will treat you like a queen, like Cleopatra (talk about overplayed)

You have natural beauty (yet I was wearing a face full of makeup)

I'm like a plant without water without you

I'm in hell, but when you're with me I'm in heaven

If I don't hear/see you every day I will go crazy (wait... I thought you were already crazy, my bad lol)

I want to lie down and look up at the stars with you (pass the vomit bucket)

I like making love... it gives me good feeling (wow, one of a kind)

I pray to my God that you'll be with me (um, no, I think you'd better pray to your God for redemption)

You are the last woman I will spend my life with (save that for wife no.4)

Are you happy now? You've made Me cry? You've won the game? (even though he's the player)

I need to use the bathroom, call me back (lol)

I tried to call but your phone was switched off (that's funny, everyone else gets through)

Can you call me after 12pm? (probably entertaining girls before that time)

My sweetheart, habibi, my Cinderella (it was probably showing on TV that day lol)

I was in a car crash (a week later he's miraculously recovered)

I don't need money, I'm rich (yeah, and he has a clapped-out, 1970s car as proof of that)

I respect you (hahahahaha, that's the best one yet)

I feel you are lying to me (this, ladies, is the scammer's guilty conscience, reversing his own pathological lying to make you look bad)

I'm going to Ukraine (er..... why? lol)

A 22 yo asked me to make love to her but I said No (sweetie, you're not exactly Brad Pitt)

my battery died

there's a very bad connection today, the phone company is jealous of us (LOL!)

did you tell anyone about me?

And if you ask them about a local guy - No, don't know him, I'll ask around for you, no can do, he's vanished, he lives on Mars now...... or mumbles some incomprehensible cr#p.

If a guy asks you any of the above, answer them honestly. If he says, "I love you", say, "you don't know even know me". If he asks "did you tell anyone about me", say, "yes I told my whole family and my exes also!" lol. Don't be fooled by good looks - a pretty face can hide a very ugly personality. Also, if you confront the scammer he will victimize himself & react with anger, rather than be calm about it, and use his religion as a crutch (it's a psychological thing).

Methinks these guys should update their chat-up lines or at least invest in a new dictionary & stop listening to the singer Hakim, cause women aren't gonna fall for that much longer lol.

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