lol sharra cont part ?

Submitted by yasemin (Canada), May 7, 2009 at 20:56

Husband Suleyman's favorite lines:

My mother needs a dishwasher ( what the ...? I"VE never had a dishwasher never mind buying one for someone else )

I want to die with you - the ultimate Turkish love words apparently lol. Instead he tried killing me.

The cam isn't working and all the other pc's are in use ( this one used a lot )

I stand alone and look out at the sea missing you.

Those divorce lawyers' cards in my wallet have nothing to do with us. I just found them. ( after visa to Canada refused)

I have to pop out to the store and get cigarettes ( every night from the beginning and even though he was unemployed at that point and had all day to do this ).

I have no idea how those dating profiles got there - I didn't do this and i sure didn't say "Single and looking".

I'm a virgin. No, REALLY i AM !! Don't you believe me ?

And my personal favorite - said by me to him - Honey i have NO idea how the german embassy found out you lied on your visa application saying you're single. ROFL :) ( arranged marriage other illegal wife was hopefully crying about this botched attempt to leave for Germany to marry there )

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