Mansoor: He who screams loudest laughs best and I am laughing all the way to Allah's madhouse

Submitted by Plato (India), Mar 8, 2008 at 02:53

Mansoor, you wrote:

>>Were you laughing after reading the verses? Oh! really wonders me because there is nothing to laugh in that but a clear warning which you are ignoring with arrogance<<

I most certainly was laughing, not because of arrogance but because of the idiocy of someone who claims to be the almighty creator of everything is reduced to swearing on his own creation to impress us. Can't He with all His powers present Himself to us and tell us you better grovel in front of me or I will roast you in my tandoor? Tell us what is preventing him from doing that. If He chooses to play games with us by hiding behind prophets let Him, grown adults are not interested in this hide and seek.

>> Allah swears his creations because they are undeniable, they are very very powerful creations and surely very important to keep the life intact. The wideness of galaxy and arrangement of stars, the signs over signs to prove Allah's presence, but those who think they should laugh on it mus think twice. <<

Allah wants to swear by something undeniable like the glow of the sunset (lol)or the fig (rotfl), in a book which itself claims is preserved in Paradise, to impress us with His powers. Why does He not use these powers to reveal Himself to all of us except by playing favourites with some people including an illiterate man?

If Allah is reduced to swearing in a book to reveal Himself to us I can only laugh. Only credulous who lap up fairytales are true would believe in such a powerless being. And I have not thought about it just twice but many times since I grew into my teens and every time I laughed at this silly paper tiger who lives in a book.

>> You know, Allah only wants us to correct ourselves before the time is over.<<

Correct us about what? He claims to have created us, couldn't he create us without any faults. What use are all those powers of His if he cannot create a non-defective being? Now do you see how ridiculous Allah sounds when the Koran claims all imaginable and unimaginable powers for Him (and you blindly believe it)?

And when my time is over the atoms in my body will again merge with the rest if the atoms of the earth and maybe if you are alive then you will imbibe through food or air some of those blaspheming atoms.

>>Most of us are laughing and making Joke of it. So make the jokes, laugh, but for how long?<<

Yes, it is a big joke, Mansoor, because this tiger in the book many a time hedges His promises by saying ‘if He wishes' except in 9:111 where he binds himself to give you paradise for killing or getting killed in His cause. And I am not willing to kill or get killed before my time, even for paradise.

>> You will be a biggest loser on that day.<<

I will have the company of literally billions, in fact the majority of people on earth would be in Islam's hell because they prefer it that way. Since Muslims have such regard for numbers (1.6 billion muslims, the fastest growing religion etc) what do you have to say about the majority's preference for Allah's hell?

>>You will remember your laughters but your screams will be even more louder and terrifying.<<

There would be countless billions screaming along with me. I hope I can scream louder and more terrifyingly that the rest of the billions to take your attention away from the houris around you and you get to enjoy the torture Allah and His angels will be inflicting on me.

One of the tortures you will specially enjoy, as you have kindly informed me about it. The merciful beings from heaven, Allah and His angels will shove my book of deeds up my backside, [84:10] As for the one whose book (of deeds) will be given to him from his backside, [84:11] he will pray for death,. That should be deeply satisfying as a temporary distraction for you from all those virgins.

Regards

Plato

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