Our dear Asma and speaking of brids and bees

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Jun 16, 2008 at 06:40

Our dear Asma wrote

>Why Allah created... like you?

Allah did not create me darling. Your parents created you darling. Remember?

But wait: When Allah was creating me how did he do it?

1. Did Allah use his right hand or did he use his left hand to create me? Oh sorry left hand is haraam (and it is not haaram darling)

2. And how does he reach inside the womb? And who helps him with such procedure? Gabriel or is he busy talking to one of the 120,000 prophets that your Allah sends?

3. Does he have a book of embryology in his little library as a guide for crerating babies?

4. And is this book written in Arabic?

5. And was Allah sitting on his little 3Arsh (not the one with the bidet) when creating me?

6. And who kept an eye on the universe when Allah was creating me?

So much for Allah the creator

>That's what you think.

Think what darling?

>Your parents had sex.

Wow they did? Then and your mama and papa too unless it was an immaculate conception which Allah believes that it can take place. Remember darling?So was it an immaculate conception in your case our dear Asma? But darling people do not even have to have sex to have a baby as in in-vitro fertilization. So do you think that this might confuse your Allah too?

>But Allah formed you step by step in your mother's womb.

Well and let me see: 25% of pregnanices end in spotaneous abortions. Were you aware of this darling? and do you know what this means?

1. It means that if your Allah takes the credit for and to quote you: "Allah formed you step by step in your' mother's womb" then your Allah is a poor creator darling as if we did not know that already.

2. And why is that? Could it be because all embryology books are not written in Arabic and your Allah is really an Arabian god?

3. You know if you work in an industry and 25% of what you produce is defective you will be fired darling

Enough said about the birds and bees and Allah the creator

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