Seriously Simon, you just beat dhimmi in comedy!

Submitted by fatima (Kuwait), Apr 8, 2008 at 03:09

SALAM (again ;) ) salam means peace and its a way of greeting . i don't understand why you hate it so much.. you don't want me to greet you by saying (war) instead . do you?

dude i have to tell you.. the way you described Gods heaven was sooo funny! sex with boys?? well I can tell that you have a poor knowledge of quran cause if you read it you would know exactly what islam thinks about gays and lesbians!!!

I can assure you that no man or boy is going to have sex with a man or a boy in heaven , you can take my word buddy ! lol

but man that was funny!! we're talking about heaven here not hell ! And I don't think the devils in hell would allow something like that in hell as well to be honest with you lol but well who knows! maybe you can tell me if you ever found yourself there ;) ( and no that wasn't a curse ) I really hope that you find Gods way and end up in heaven someday .

well its hard to convince non beleivers about heaven or hell or God ! i mean.. its different to debate with a christian about jesus beeing just a prophet like muhammed or about him beeing the son of God and debating with a non beleiver like yourself about the exsistness of God himself .

yet logic tells me something about people like you and dhimmi etc.. you guys choose not to beleive in what deep down you know does exsist! I mean .. if as you claim God doesn't exsist and there's no heaven nor hell nor judgement day , why would you spend all this effort in making a religion that beleives in all these things look bad ? why would go around telling stupid lies like : people in heaven rape children and get drunk all the time ? :s

it is true that in heaven there is a river made of wine.. but there is another one made of milk and another made of honey.. the idea is : in heaven , you would never go hungry or thirsty and there is no sin since you can drink alcohol if you like .. you know why simon?? cause on earth when you drink alcohol you can do bad stupid things that satan asks you to do like driving when you are drunk or raping someone for example.

! but in heaven .. satan can't reach you!! so you will be pure and good , so there is no danger ! thats why God forbids alcohol on earth , but in heaven , its allowed ( and God knows better ) .

dude i still laugh about that sex with boys part .. you need to read about (qawm loot ) and what God did to them :)

salam ;)

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