muslim eschatology

Submitted by the Grand Infidel of Kafiristan (Australia), Oct 13, 2009 at 21:36

Mr. Ali, STILL in Norway writes:

"blah, blah, blah, ......313 holymen including Jesus and Moslem Saint, Elias and unknown simple mystics will approach Jerusalem, Free the world and kill the False Christ. Fortunately Al-Mahdi will kill the Dajjal. They then go to Mecca where they say prayer Jesus will stand behind Al-Mahdi in the prayer. Old babylon and Jerusalam will meet in peace and eternal happiness and justice will prevail for 40 years...Then, God will decide to end the world because by then the world expires as energy and God doesn't like to renew creation. blah, blah.........."

But where is Mohammed in your... imaginings? I mean he becomes Jesus Christ's step father-in-law doesn't he?

""The Messenger of God ... said, 'God MARRIED ME IN PARADISE TO MARY THE DAUGHTER OF 'IMRAN (i.e. Christ's mother according to the Koran) and to the wife of Pharaoh and the sister of Moses.' (Tabarani)" (Ibn Kathir, Qisas al-Anbiya [Cairo: Dar al-Kutub, 1968/1388], p. 381- as cited in Aliah Schleifer's Mary The Blessed Virgin of Islam [Fons Vitae; ISBN: 1887752021; July 1, 1998], p. 64; )"

Is Mohammed flying around on his Burak - seeing who has been naughty and who has been nice? (No, wait, that's Santa isn't it?)

".....It is fantastic world which I cannot disclose all its secret................ "

But you seem to have left out some of the muslim enticements such as :

" "This means ROUND BREASTS. They meant by this THAT THE BREASTS OF THESE GIRLS WILL BE FULLY ROUNDED AND NOT SAGGING, because they will be virgins, equal in age..." ( Tafsir Ibn Kathir, Abridged, Volume 10, Surat At-Tagabun to the end of the Qur'an, pp. 333-334; bold and capital emphasis ours)"

and priapism:

"4337. Abu 'Umama (Allah be pleased with him) reported that Allah's Messenger (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said, "Allah will not admit anyone in the Paradise but Allah, the Mighty and Glorious, will marry him with seventy two wives: two will be from virgins (haurine) with big eyes and seventy will be his inheritance from the people of the Hell-Fire (1). Everyone of them will have a pleasant vagina and he (the man) will have a sexual organ THAT DOES NOT BEND DOWN (during sexual intercourse).""

i.e. Hadith compiler Ibn Majah confirms men having erections in Paradise.

Do your fantasies coincide with other muslims' fantasies on this subject?

"........Now I advise you to throw Christianity and Judiasm like tissue paper in the nearest trash can... "

What a joke! Posting psychotic drivel like you do and then advising people to trash their religions.

But I must commend you on being so helpful - your confabulations are ample demonstration of how ridiculous Islamic beliefs are.

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