For Sohail and the Qu'an indeed says that Jesus is a God! And the poor Quranic theology part deux!

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Dec 12, 2006 at 17:41

My dear Sohail rabina yusahil alaykum akthar wa akthar

Let us take some baby steps

A. The clay birds thing::

1. The poor theologians Allah and Muhammad, the caravan raider and Arabian war lord and wannabe prophet, claim that Jesus is a prophet whatever that is, but they also claim that he was breathing life in clay birds.

2. Albeit: biidhin Allah.

3. My dear Sohail I'm sure that our dear prophet Muhammad cannot do such a thing because only a God can breath life in a clay bird albeit biidhin Allah.

4. Therefore I must conclude tthat according to the Qur'an Jesus is indeed God.

5. What is most absurd is that your allah plagiarized such little funny story from the gnostic (do you know what is rally gnosis? I doubt it very much) gospel of Thomas.

So congratulations my dear sohail: Jesus is your Allah/God.

B. Jesus did not die as per al-Qur'an

1. Your Allah claims that he is makkar (do you know what this word really means? I doubt it very much but your total ignrance of Arabic does not stop you from debating issues about the religion of the Arabs).

2. And because your allah is makkar he lifts Jesus up to hie little heaven.

3. Your Allah al-makkar places another "look alike" in Jesus' place.

4. Therefore according to your Allah the poor theologian Jesus must be God as the only being that does not die is God!

So congratulations my dear Sohail Jesus is your God.

So much for the defective Muslim theology!

Stay tuned for more.

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