Our dear Samer and who is really his big daddy?

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Jun 27, 2008 at 07:08

Our dear Samer who is not man enough to tell us that:

1. The Qur'an says adna and not al-adna

2. The Arabic word bitaanah really means the lining of his little coat and you know what? there was no reason for you to know that the word bitaanah really means the lining of your little coat because you are no more than a Pakistani that pretends to be an Arab and shame on you

>There is no skeletons on Angels either found anywhere on earth, so there is no proof there were Angel

Angels have no skeletons! Wow now I learned something new today. Do you really believe this ?

>Did they find the remains of the angels that went to Abraham or Lut or Moses??

Oh, and did you ever find the remains of a Jinni ya ayuha al-falyasoof al-kabeer?

>So much for your logic.

Pssst I have a bridge to sell you. But again if you can believe that an Arabian warlord and caravan raider spoke to Allah the Arabian deity via an angel who has no skeleton then you can believe anything

>I will get along with your silly discussion

What discussion?

>1- Alburaq is not a donkey, it is a heavenly creature that came with Gabriel

So I have a few questions for you:

1. Where would I find the following in the Qur'an : ina al-buraq laysa humar wa inahu makhluuq al-ladhi ya3iish fi al-sama' wa ina Gabriel al-malak al-ladhi laysa lahu hakal ata ma3ahu al-buraq

2. Did Muhammad make the reservations for al-buraq's time or did Gabriel made it for him?

3. Did Muhammad have a seat in first or business class?

4. And because this was the time before Allah told Muslims not to drink alcohol did Muhammad order a Yuhana Mashi bi talj (Johnnie Walker scotch) and did the flight attendant wear a hijab?

4. And who was taking care of the Universe when your Arabian Allah was following the progress of Abul Qasim's little trip?

5. And with gabriel the angel with no skeleton who was busy with Abul Qasim's little trip, who was speaking to the 120,000 prophets that your Allah send?

>2- Enoch, Elijah, Jesus all ascended to heavens before, so it is not unusual for a prophet to ascend.

But our dear Samer your Arabian Allah says that the Jews and Christians harafu alinjiil wa al-tawrah? Remember? So why do you believe what such corrupted (sic) books say?And do you know what? I still have to meet a real Arab who quotes the Bible only Pakistanis like you do so.

>3- Canaan the fathers of the Arabs established themselves in Palestine around 4000 BC

Really? I thought that the big daddies of the Arabs were Ibraham who was a Jew and Isma3eel who was also a Jew!

>4- The signs as a proof that he went to Jerusalem was narrated by the prophet himself to the people of Quraysh who first did not believe in this journey, saying how can you go in one night when it takes us one month to go and one month to cone back.

the author of the Qur'an had vivid imagination and if he was able to repeat the fables of the Greeks and the Syrians as in the case of the story of Ahl al-Kahf and the story of Dhul Qarnain and claim that these were the words of Allah! And you know what I call this? Plagiarism. So how do you know that may be some Arab went to Jerusalem and told Abul Qasim this is what Jerusalem looks like. And if Muhammad can plagiarize the stories of Ahl al-Kahf and Dhul Qarnain why not plagiarize the description of Jerusalem that he must have heard from some Arab?

I can tell you much about Mecca geography and "holy" sites, and all because I study early islam that does not mean that I have been to Mecca. But again you are a victim of poor and uncritical eduaction

>200 years ago would anyone believe that we can go in less than hour from Mecca to Jerusalem by plane.

How can I make reservations and travel via al-buraq? What is the web site?

>5- The prophet never set foot in Jerusalem, while many of the Quraysh people did, saw they asked him to describe Jerusalem, and when he did, they all became believers and followed him.

Could this be a case of reversing cause for effect? You have no clue about what i just wrote. Do you?

>6- Th e prophet said that when God created Adam he made the first house of worship that is Kaba'a and after 40 years he made the second house of worship in Jerusalem

Where would I find this little gem in the Qur'an? And do you know what the topos of 40 in Arabic literature really means?

>7- The prophet said that pilgrimage is only to three, Al-Haram Mosque, and my mosque (In Madina) and the Farthest Mosques (in Jerusalem)

And where would I find this little gem in the Qur'an? As a matter of fact during the time of Abd al-Malik who built the dome of the rock the site of the Muslim pilgrimage was still in flux and Muslims could have ended by having Jerusalem instead of Bakka as the site of the Muslim pilgrimage. The Arabs never wanted to go back to miserable bakka I mean Mecca

>8- Aisha was not his wife then. Khadijah and his uncle just died and God to raise his morals, he made him this trip and to give him the orders of prayer on the Muslims.

Oh 3Ai'sha again the 6 year old who married a 53 year old wannabe Prophet and Khadija the cougar!

>I suggest that you stop talking rubbish on something you don't understand, once you understand it then talk.

And speaking of rubbish: It is you that is "talking rubbish! Big time zibalah

>an arab proverb "If talking is made of silver, silence is made of Gold"

And there is another Arab saying: The ultimate liar is he who lies and then believe his own lies. And you ain't no Arab

>Some of the other Miracles that Mohammad performed by the will of God

>1- Food & water multiplication

He did? How did he do that? Did Abul Qasim use his left or right hand for his little food and water multiplication? And was Allah jealous that Abul Qasim was doing his job? and what was Gabriel doing in the mean time?

You think may be we can contact your Allah and get him to send Muhammad via al-buraq to Darfur so he can supply food and water to these poor people?

>2- crying of the stem tree

What is the stem tree? And can I plant one in my front yard and would it cry?

>3- The speech of the wolf

And speaking of the speech of the wolf. I spoke to a wolf too! Do you think that I might also be a rasul?

>4- God split the moon for the unbeliever to believe by the request of the Prophet

Really? then why does your Allah not end world hunger and wars? Could it be becuase there is no Allah? or could it be becuase he ain't no omnipotent?

Oh and today I'm Wiccan

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