Our dear samer and the big bang and more voodoo science in the Qur'an

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Aug 16, 2008 at 13:53

Oh I have been waiting for you to post this nonsense and you did

>Read this in the Quran "Have not those who unbelieve known that the heaves and earth were joined together (one piece) then We (God) made them apart,and We have made from water every living thing, will they not believe?" {}

Well let us read the Arabic a language that you cannot read write or speak:

blah...blah...blah ina al-samawat wa al-ard kanta ratuqaan fafataqnaha then blah...blah...blah

you Allah is saying the skies and the earth were ratq (or a piece of cloth that is sewn up together) ( and ratq is from the root RTQ page 325B) then we unstitched it.

ROTFL if this is not voodoo science I have no idea of what it is and all we need here is your Allah yufataq al-bitaanah or unstitch the lining of your little coat! This is real drivel Now you tell us:

1. You would have a case if your Allah would have said that al-kawakib or the stars and the skies were stitched (ROTFL) together along with the skies and then you Arabian Allah unstitched them but your Allah is talking about the earth only. So what happened to the other stars? are they still stitched to the skies? So much for the big bang theory

2. Your translation is bogus and do you know why? you wrote the bogus: joined together in one piece then we God made them apart.

Well let us translate this abck to Arabic: kanat al-ard wa al-samawat mutasileen ma3a ba3d fi qit3atin wahida wa ina Allah ja3alahum 3ala janib

Is this what it says in the boave aya Mr. ignorant? Your Allah is saying that the earth and the skies were like a ratq or a piece of cloth that he unstitched that is all ROTFL what a piece of nonsense

3. Even Ali Dashti commented on this biazarre aya by saying: "even more astonishing is the question in verse 31 sura 21 " have not the unbelievers seen that the heavens and the earth were one stitched piece and we unstitched them" the unbelievers were not the only people who could not see how the heavens had once been stitched to the earth and were then unstitched people who are not believers also find it hard to understand. And this is a Muslim who knows his Arabic? You? You ain't Ali dashti and you are ignorant.

4. Now did Allah use both hands to unstitch the earth from the skies? but I thought that the left hand is haram

5. And with all that pulling apart did he get a case of carpal tunnel syndrome?

6. And how about the rest of the universe? Did Allah also unstitch the various stars from the skies? But wait the Qur'a does not say that!

>"And We have placed on Earth firm mountains, lest it should shake with them, and We placed therein broad tracks (between mountains) from them to pass through that they may be guided" {} "And We made the sky a roof, protected, safe and well guarded. Yet they turn away from its signs" (Q 21:30-32)

>Made them apart - Big bang theory

One word ignorant. So yufataq or to unstitch means the big bang? Really? shame on you and on your poor translation and your poor uncrtitcal education

>Firm mountains - and in other verse pegs, it is known now that mountains are pegs in earth crust.the sky is a roof, protected, safe and guarded -The sky is known that it protects earth from outside harmful Sun rays and from meteors and falling stars. -

ROTFL your Allah says that we have mountains so we cannot have earth quakes! ROTFL but I guess if your Allah says that the mounatins are rawasi or pegs so the skies that he unstitched does not come dwom crashing on your little bed or farash (see the seven heavens tradition) then anything is possible

Oh this is too interesting and it will be part deux so stay tuned

>Do you comprehend - I doubt

It is you that is poorly educated and uncritcial

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