Our dear samer and the Qur'an's little big bang theory and the religion of ancient Egypt

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Aug 17, 2008 at 14:39

Our dear Samer wrote this gem

>Made them apart - Big bang theory

Really? The Qur'an says that the earth and the skies were like a piece of cloth that Allah unstitched it et voila we have the earth and the skies and this is Mr. ignorant the big bang theory a la Qur'an!!! One word: drivel

Oh boys and girls and Allah created the mountains so there will be no more earthquakes as the mountains are rawasi or pegs that support earth so the skies that he unstitched from the earth do not come down crashing on our dear samer little fafash (bed) If this is not drivel then I have no idea what is really drivel and this is straight from the Qur'an

Now if we turn to the religion of ancient Egypt and examine the myth of creation and let us read Redford:

"this motif centers upon sexual union as the prime elment in the act of creation. heaven female and earth male were one locked in an embrace in the nun water or primeval ocean and the act of creation consisted of the separation of the pair by the insiuation of the atmosphere between them. the resultant elevation of the now imregnated heaven meant that the subsequent birth of her offspring would be celestial and the heavenly luminaries and all the starry host duly appeared and found their natural passage along the belly of the heaven"

If this is not the big bang then I have no idea of what it is and Egytians knew that life depends on water so why not your Allah?

You think we should tell your Allah that the religion of ancient Egypt told us about the big bang theory thousands of years before your Allah told us about the unstitching of a piece of cloth?

And where does it say in the Quran "made them apart"? It does not say that. It says your Allah unstitched them big deal. and where does say in the Qur'an anything about the nadhriyta al-darba al-kabeera or the big bang theory. You will never find it but you will find your silly drivel about unstitching a piece of cloth.

You think you should tell the likes of Zakir Naik (mr. sexual intercourse himself) to lay off the big bang theory and eat some chipatties (sp?) so he can put on some weight?

Shame on you and your poor uncritical education.

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