Our dear Samer and the Qur'an is a forged book part deux and the bonus is voodoo science in the Qur'an

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Aug 11, 2008 at 07:37

Now I'm sure you agree with me that Allah must know his science and physics and medicine. Right? And if we find voodoo science, medicine or physics in the Qur'an then this must be corruption of your Arabian Allah's word. Right?

Well let us see and here are examples of voodoo science, physics and medicine in the Qur'an:

1. The night or al-layl (Q36:36-40): the author of the Qur'an says that Allah yaslukh al-nihar (skin the day) and et voila we have the night. You think we should tell your Allah that this is not how the night come about? and how about the arctic summer day? Do you think that the skin that your Allah yaslukh is stuck and this is why we have the 24/7 day light in the arctic? And which hand does your Allah use to yaslukh the day so we can have the night? So much for drivel

2. The sun and the moon orbit earth and the earth is the center of the universe. ROTFL You think we should tell your Allah not to listen to Ptolemy's cosmology? And that fool the Mufti of Saudi Arabia wrote a book about and called it: "jarayan al-shams wa al-amar wa sukun al-ard" or "the running of the sun and the moon and the stationary of earth" So is the earth really the center of the universe and the sun and the moon orbit earth Mr. ignorant?

3. The day or al-nihar: your Allah says that the day is the result of Allah yughashi al-layl or he covers the night! Really? But wait does Allah get health insurance and workers comp for all this covering and uncovering? And how about carapl tunnel syndrome?

4. Oh this one is funny: The mountians are real pegs (rawasi) so the sky does not come down crashing on your little bed (farash)

5. And the earth is flat as in wa al-ard ba3d dhalika dahaaha (dahaaha means made it flat) so much for the flat earth. You think we should tell him that the earth is not flat?

6. And is a comet hot? It seems that this is what Allah tells us so as in shihab mubeen. You think we should tell your Allah that a comet is not hot? As a matter of fact it is the opposite of hot

7. Menstruation is a disease. Really? Then why create a disease?

8. Semen comes from your kidneys! Interesting

9. The earh and the sky were one piece like a cloth that Allah unstitched (yufataq) as in tafteeq your little bitaanah. Remember your little bitaanah? So much for drivel

10. Oh the word clot or 3alaq: So Allah tells us that we are the product of a clot! Really? You think we should tell him that the union of the sperm and and ovum has nothing to do with a clot?

So you see: I'm sure you agree with me that all of the above is bogus information. You think that all of the above is forged material in the Qur'an as Allah should have known better?

And you know what? The Islamic tradition tells us that the errors in the Qur'an in grammar, syntax and information was pointed out to babbling 3A'isha and she was quoted as saying: "hadha 3amal al-kuttab 'akht'uuo fi al-kitab" and no I do not translate Arabic for wannabe Arabs like you.

Do you know what this means? And you know by now that I do not translate Arabic for wannabe Arabs like you:

1. 3A'isha realized that there are errors in the Qur'an

2. These errors were blamed on the scribes as in "blame the dog"

3. Therefore there are indeed mistakes and forgeries in the Qur'an. Oh I just said the word forgery but it is not me who is saying that

4. Allah is not supposed to make any mistakes. Right?

5. Then the Qur'an we have is a forged book.

Oh stay tuned for more

I urge you to be a man and refuse being called by the Arabs maskeen min el-bakistan. I also urge you to abandon Islam and the imperialism of the Arabs

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