The Qur'an says that Jesus must be God! Part one

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Apr 10, 2015 at 07:06

Our dear alsk tells us:

The Qur'an does NOT say Jesus is God.

It does matter in the least what you are dear alsk say what matters is what al-Mufasereen tell us and I will provide you with evidence from the Qur'an and from the writings by the revered Mufasereen and you can prove me wrong and this is from an old post of mine so read and enjoy:

Now let us start with Q66:12 the big Quranic disaster

1. ومريم ابنت عمران or wa Maryam ibnta 3Imran or Mary the daughter of Imran

2. التي احصنت or al-lati ahsanat or who protected

3. فرجها or Furjaha or and you must pardon me HER VAGINA (what a disaster)

Oh you do not believe me here is the meaning of the word فرج or Vagina

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What a disaster

4. فنفخنا فيه or fa nafakhna fihi or we BLEW INTO IT

What a disaster Allah blew into Mary's vagina

5. من روحنا or men rawhina or from our soul

Or: And Mary the daughter of Oran who protected her vagina WE BLEW into it from our soul

This was too much for even the Ulama who tell us that it was Gabriel who did the blewing and he did it into one of Mary's pockets

Do you know what this means?

1. It means that Allah must have mouth and trachea and lungs

2. It means that Allah had sexual contact with a mere human being

3. It means that Allah must be the papa of Jesus the PUBH and this is what al-Nasara tell us

4. It means that Jesus must have Roh Allah in him which makes him the son of God!

5. It means that we need to tell Allah about the birds and bees and that this is not how to make babies

6. And if Gabriel is the one who did the blowing then he must be the author of the Qur'an so is he the author of the Qur'an?

See? sometimes silence is golden

The Qur'an tells us that Allah blew his soul in the vagina of Mary et voila we have Jesus. It means that half of Jesus is from Mary's egg and one half belongs to your Allah's soul

Now you draw your own conclusions. So you tell me who is Jesus' papa? We know who his mama was and may be you and I can have a little chat with Allah about the birds and bees deal?

And no Mary is not part of the Trinity as your so called Allah claims not back then and not now

Oh and how about what really happened to Jesus? Well we have to turn to the Qur'an where it says

والسلام علي يوم ولدت ويوم اموت ويوم ابعث حيا

Or peace is upon me the day i was born and the day I die and the day I would be resurrected

Do you know what this means our dear Ils? It means that your Allah is saying that

1. Jesus the PUBH was born and his mama must be Mary and his papa must be Allah after all Allah blew his soul in Mary's vigina do you get it our dear alsk?

2. It means that Jesus indeed died so Christians are right

3. And that Jesus was resurrected as we are told by Christians

4. And because the author or the speaker here is Jesus and not Allah it means that Jesus must be the author of the Qur'an or Jesus must be Allah

5. And because we are told by your Allah that the Qur'an is eternal and written in his little al-Lawh al-Mahfuz it means that Jesus always existed which means that he is god

Oh you do not believe me that Jesus was resurrected?

Let us read Q3:55 where it says

اذ قال الله ياعيسى اني متوفيك ورافعك الي ومطهرك

Or Allah says O jesus I make you die and I raise you and i purify you blah....blah....blah..

Now here is the disaster if you read Ibn Kathir he wrote

أَمَاتَهُ اللَّه ثَلَاثَة أَيَّام ثُمَّ بَعَثَهُ ثُمَّ رَفَعَهَا

Or and Allah made him dead for three days then he resurrected him then he lifted him up

What a disaster the Qur'an really says that Jesus' papa is Allah and his mama is Mary and he was born and he died and he was resurrected and Allah lifted him up to his little Jana

This is what one of your revered mufasereen is saying! What a disaster

You see our dear alsk the story of Jesus in the Qur'an is a mess

Now you tell me why do you not do your home work before posting you tell me

There will be more but again Abul Qasim was not a disciplined theologian

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