The Qur'an says that Jesus must be God! part two

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Apr 12, 2015 at 16:06

Our dear alsk wrote this bogus tablighee claim

... The Qur'an does NOT say Jesus is God.

Well let us see:

1. Jesus is the author of a few verses in the Qur'an and as we are told Allah is the author of the Qur'an then Jesus must be Allah oh example? Q19:33

Q19:33 cannot be the words of your Allah these are the words of Jesus

This means that Jesus is an author of the Qur'an and the Qur'an is supposed to be the words of your Allah this means that Jesus must be Allah and because the Qur'an has always existed (uncreated) it means that Jesus has always existed and who has always existed but God

Then congratulations our dear alsk but the Qur'an is really saying that Jesus ain't a PUBH but the real god

Again I'm not the author of this poor theology

2. The Qur'an is supposed to be preserved on Allah's little al-lawh al-mahfuz and it has always existed (uncreated) this means that Jesus' words in the Qur'an are uncreated or always existed which means that Jesus always existed which means that must be indeed Allah

Sorry I'm not the author of this poor theology

3. Jesus created life as in clay birds allbeit biidhinallah (with Allah's permission) but we have established that even Allah gets permission from himself as in Q2:213

Oh would you like to know more about this Quranic disaster Q2:213 where Allah does not even guide people without taking permission from himself!

What a disaster

So congratulations our dear alsk but Jesus indeed created life which makes him a God

4. Allah tells us he is the best of creators so who are the other creators our dear alsk? Let me help you it must be Jesus as he indeed created a living being aka the birds right?

And it seems that the claim that Allah is the best of those that create is a bogus claim as 25% of pregnanices end in spontaneous abortions and about 5% of live birth has congenital malformations

You know what? if Allah was working in a factory let us say making cars and 25% of his creation is defective he will be out of his job at the blink of an eye!

As far as we know non of the birds created by Jesus were defective or died so who is the better creator O glorious madrassa graduate

5. Jesus did not die and is now living the good life in Allah's little heaven and who does not die except a God therefore Jesus must be god

And then we are told about the cockamamie oh Jesus will return and he will die

Well until this happens Jesus is God as he did not die

Oh and the horrible things is Jesus will kill all the pigs! Oh no more bacon and I know of many pigs in wahhabi land

6. Oh the argument from Jesus ate food! And it a stupid argument because the Qur'an says that Allah is a big time makkar or he who decieves then Jesus can pretend to eat food when he is not right o glorious madrassa graduate

7. Jesus raised the dead albeit biidhin Allah something that only a god can do so congratulations our dear alsk but Jesus must be really Allah

8. Jesus cured the leper and the blind and as far as we know Jesus was not a doctor and 2000 years ago the only one that can do such thing was a god therefore Jesus must be Allah

You see I'm not the author of this poor theology

9. We are also told that Jesus is the one who tells the people about what to eat (read this as the barbaric halal food) and there is no biidhinallah here and as God is the one to set the law therefore Jesus must be god

10. We are also told that Jesus is the one who tells the people what to store in their homes as no pictures or pets or any of these islamic fetishes and there is no biidhinallah here and the source of such law is god only then congratulations our dear alsk but Jesus must be God

11. And speaking of pornography in this embarrassing verse where Allah BLEW part of his soul in Mary's vagina and she became pregnant it means that indeed Jesus must be Allah's little son!

What a disaster part of Allah soul got into Jesus!

You think we should tell Allah about the birds and bees when we do lunch with him?

12. The Qur'an says that Allah cannot have a child because he does not have a sahiba but wait this means that if Allah has a sahiba then he will have a son and the Qur'an tells us that Allah BLEW his soul in the vagina of Mary et voila she got pregnant this means that Mary is Jesus' mother and Allah must hsi papa

So congratulations our dear alsk but Jesus must be the son of God

13. Oh and Allah blew his soul in Mary's vagina which means that Allah's soul ended in Jesus and because Allah's soul is eternal then Jesus must be eternal and who is eternal but God

Then congratulations our dear alsk but Jesus must be God according to the Qur'an

So it seems that the Qur'an indeed says that Jesus is God and the son of God

What a disaster

Oh next? I will revisit the last supper in the Qur'an, Christmas in the Qur'an, Eucharist in the Qur'an, and evidence from the Qur'an that the author of the Qur'an says that Jesus died and did rise from death just like the Nasaraz tell us

Now it is your turn to make a fool of yourself! Go!

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