Pakistani Arabic revisited read and laugh

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Aug 12, 2011 at 11:48

So did you send the e-mail to your master sheikh al-azhar that you have the answer to this big time fadih (sic) kabeer (sic) or are you afraid that he will think that you are and you must pardon me a nut case?

O glorious graduate of wahhabi central here is your home work for today so go and ask one of your Arab masters to translate the following for you and these are glorious Pakistani Arabic names

1. Zakir Naik oh god his last name is زكير نيك ينهار اسود so ask your Arab master of choice what does the word naik mean? and what is funny is that on one of his visits to Egypt his hosts were making jokes about his name and avoiding it like the plague

2. This is my favorite name Ms. Khera خرى ya nhar eswid

3. Oh and the glorious name of ambassador Akbar Zeb! اكبر زب ya lahwi and do you know what happened to him when he was supposed to be sent to Saudi Arabia as an ambassador! The answer was as long as his name is akbar zeb then the answer is no

4. Oh and no hazrat this and hazrat that or حزرت oh hazart in Arabic? why not ask one of your arab masters?

5. Oh and you have the glorious name of Riaz that we will find in the hadith right? what a fake

See what happens when your likes become the victim of a foreign language and culture?

I pity you

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