More Quranic disasters read and laugh

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Aug 25, 2011 at 07:15

Our dear Amin whose welfare check and the cost of his health care are paid by kuffar and is this why you live in the west our deam Amin whose Hindu ancestors were brutalized by Islam? and where is my ticket to fly on the buraq so you and I can converse in Arabic a language that you cannot read speak or write? and where is the link to wahhabi central so we readers can verify that you are really a glorious graduate with a majisteer fi al-lugha al-3arabiyya?

I am perfect scholar of formal Arabic. And that is something I have always said - anyone could test me on. Anyone reliable and who know his onions.

Hello: stop your delusions and anyone who tells us that fadiha is not mu'anath does not know his Arabic and anyone who does not know that ibn haram means bastard does not know his Arabic

And here is an Arabic language test for you and it is an open book test and you can get help from your favorite Mullah so you tell us what is the meaning of the following Arabic words and they are all in the Qur'an O glorious graduate with a majisteer fi al-lugha al-3arabiyya الف
حصحص
عسعس
كلالة
أخبتوا

Now it is your chance to shine ...

ya nahar eswid

I am perfect scholar of formal Arabic. And that is something I have always said - anyone could test me on. Anyone reliable and who know his onions.

So where do you work as a teacher of Arabic? let me guess in your dreams right?

Hello: why would your Arab masters in London hire your likes when they can hire a native speaker of Arabic to teach Arabic you tell us

But again this is what happens to victims of Arabian imperialism the let is play pretend right?

ya nahar eswid 3as3as and hashas there are such words in Arabic? but they are in the book of ignorance so could you tell us what these words mean? Oh and there will be more

For the readers there are many words in the Qur'an that has no meaning and the above are only a few examples

Oh my source? It is the book of your masters at al-Azhar that you cannot read because you do not know any Arabic and you will find the list of all these words on page 130 and the title is

الكلام الغريب في القرآن

Oh and the book is a book that was written by your masters at al-Azhar that know their Arabic

حقاءق الاسلام في مواجهة شبهات المشككين

So if you do not like what I' m saying e-mail skeikh al-azhar but lay off your bogus deobandi/tablighee "parsing and syntactical analysis"

For the readers these above words have no meaning and this really means one of two things

1. That the Qur'an predates Muhammad and by 632CE no one had a clue what these words really mean which detaches Muhammad from the Qur'an

2. Or that the Qur'an was not really canonized until the 3rd century of islam but by then the ulama that were sitting in distant mesopotamia trying to explain what this opaque really says and had no clue what thse words reallky mean and this would detach Islam and the Qur'an from the Hijaz

Even you - ... admit it now.

Admit what? that you are ignorant and you are delusional? but you are

Anyone who does not know that a fadiha is not mu'anth he does not know his Arabic but as i explained to you you are in good company as your Allah has no clue that al-an3am is also mu'anth as in butinih when it should be butuniha

ya khrabi

Rest are more of your worthless minds offering - as usual make belief and lies.

Oh but you see you still did not tell us why is it as you claim in hadhan lasahiran and not in hadhayne lasahiran you tell us ...

PS - you do not know Egyptian Arabic either. I got your "bits" checked and they were full of mistakes.

Again typical Muslim

Hello: you are supposed to e-mail Shiekh al-Azhar whose mother tongue is Egyptian Arabic right?

I was trying to help and you know what? If we kuffar make mistakes then whatever they are then we are in good copmany with your so called Allah who says in hadhan lasahiran (sic) and what a karitha

So did you e-mail him about the big fadih (sic) in hadhan lasahiran (sic)? let me guess you did not because he will be yelling

yanharu eswid we menayel besiteen alf neela

Oh and tell your master the Egyptian, whose ancestors the copts were also brutalized by islam, who is trying to help you that i said

inta kaman humar kebeer zay sahbak el-tablighee amin eli rehto wehsha mesh keda?

I pity both of you

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