More islamic comedy read and laugh and Allah loves the Jews and the islamic gem of the day

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Aug 21, 2011 at 09:39

Our dear Amin I'm still waiting for my ticket on the next buraq flight to London so you and i can "converse" in Arabic a language that you cannot speak read or write! Oh and provide us with a link so we kuffar can verify that your majisteer in Arabic is not an imaginary degree and if you do not then I will contact Wahhabi Central and you know what? Arabs do not like those that claim that they earned an imaginary degree from their universties more so when they cannot tell that fadiha Mr fake is mu'anath and shame on you

Oh this time I will tell you about the little fadiha kabeera where Allah says that the Jews are his favorite nation and it must be a mistake right our dear Amin O glorious graduate of wahhabi central?

oh yeah he says that in

يبني اسرآءيل اذكروا نعمتي التي انعمت عليكم

ya nahar eswid allah is saying that reminds the Jews that he Allah favored them! ya kharabi

Oh I do not translate Arabic for wannabe Arabs like you

It is all in black and white Allah loves the Jews well how about the Muslims? well let us see it says in surat al-fatiha

صراط الذين انعمت عليهم

Oh let me see it says the path of those that your allah has favored which means that these must be the jews oh darn it the ulama lied to us when they tell us that these must be the Muslims! Oh let us have this item on the agenda when we do lunch with Allah and order the ham and wine for me

Oh there is more then Allah says that

واني فضلتكم على العالمين

ya khrabi Allah is saying that he prefers the jews over the rest of the world! oh and he misspells the word al-3alameen! tsk....tsk....tsk...

These are your Allah's words and not mine

Oh darn it the Arabic! Well you have an imaginary majisteer fi al-lugha al-3arabiyya right ...?

Oh there is more

Allah says in surat al-fatiha (and not Pakistani Arabic Surah Fatihah ya kharabi)

ولا الضالين

Oh those than gone astray aka al-nasarra right mr Einstein?

غير المغضوب عليهم

Oh those that earned Allah's anger? well they must be the Muslims right our dear Amin whose Hindu ancestors were brutalized by islam?

Then congratulations our dear amin but it seems that allah loves the jews and he regards christians as misguided (the real question is if he is really omnipotent then he should have been to stop christians from being daleen right mr Einstein?) and that Allah is angry at Muslims! And why is that?

But absent are your Hindu and Buddhist and Jain ancestors and could it be because was only an Arab who did not know very much beyond Arabia?

I pity you

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