More Quranic disasters read and laugh

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Sep 10, 2011 at 15:51

In memory of the victims of the 9/11 atrocity and of Arabian imperialism

And speaking of more Quranic disasters it says in the Qur'an

وهو الذي مد الارض

ya nahar eswid Allah is saying that the earth is flat so is the earth flat our dear Amin a yes or no will do

then he says

يغشي اليل النهار

Oh this one he says that the night covers the day et voila we have the day so is this how the day happens? you think we should tell him about the rotation of earth and the relationship to the sun? you think we should tell him to stop reading ptolemy's Almagest? but wait Allah also says that the earth is the center of the universe and that the sun orbit earth so is that true our dear Amin?

Oh one more disaster and that is the night how does it come about in Allah's book

اليل نسلخ منه النهار

ya nahar eswid Allah is saying that the day comes about because he skins yes skins the night from the day et voila we have the day! ya kharabi is this how we get the day? Oh and do you think that in the arctic the fact that we can have no day light for months that it is because Allah cannot uaslukh al-layl? or he cannot skin the night? sobhanaalah and now we know why the arctic winter is darkness for a few months

So with all this word of skinning and covering that Allah gets carpal tunnel syndrome right?

If this is not drivel I have no clue what is really drivel!

Oh darn it the Arabic! But I do not translate arabic for wannabe arabs like you

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