I believe in the Grand Tooth Fairy, too.

Submitted by kman (United States), Nov 13, 2008 at 18:48

I'm with you. Snow White and the seven dwarves were all witnesses to the birt h of Ishmael. The tooth fairy came down from heaven and put her blessing upon Ishmael and re-appeared to bless Muhammed.

I don't believe all those lies in the Bible either. I'm a firm believer that Muhammed came down from heaven in a fairy boat with flames of fire coming out from under it. It's all in this comic book I have here under my pillow. I got it from the same piece of ground that the Ummim and thumim were buried in.

Moses, Isaiah, and Noah all prophesied that a man named Muhammed would would come as the prophesied Messiah. It's all here in my comic book. I bought this comic book from a very reputable dealer who translated it from Disneylandic. The aforetomentioned holy ground that it was buried under was underneath this gigantic pyramid found under the Mediteranean Sea. A giant fairy from outerspace flew in on the aftermath of 9/11 and fried the sea long enough for Muslim archeologists to discover it. They then uncovered the comic book and sold it to the re-incarnated Walt Disney who put it in Disneyland's archeological Museum of Fabeled Fairy Tales.

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