It seems that the Qur'an a book that you cannot read in Arabic because you ain't no Arab says that Jesus is God

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Nov 23, 2008 at 09:05

Our dear Samer who is really a Paki/tablighee rabina yu3alimuhu ina al-islam deen al-3arab faqat wa ina al-islam lasya deen ahluhu al-hindusiuun. Ok let me repeat it one more time

Our dear samer you are quoting the Bible to prove a point. But how can you prove any point good or bad if you are quoting a corrupted (sic) book mr ignorant?Let me guess: you cannot.

Now the Qur'an a book that you cannot understand when you read it without resorting to an Urdu translation (remember the words: adna and bitaanah and makkar) says

1. Allah al-makkar ra3a3ahu ila al-sama' (and I'm just paraphrasing here or Allah the deciever lifted Jesus to the skies) Right? And he placed on the cross some one that looked like him. Right? Well this is because Allah is makkar Right? Then jesus did not die. And guess what? The only being that does not die is a God.

Then congratualtions our dear Samer but Jesus is really God and because Allah is makkar then he must be Jesus. See? Poor Islamic theology is your worst enemy

2. Jesus spoke in the cradle and he did not recite the shahada which is more evidence that Jesus was not really Muslim. Right? and only a God can speak from the moment go. Right? Oh there is more and Muhammad had no clue what is really al-roh al--qudus (the Holy Spirit) but Allah provided him Jesus that is with al-roh al-qudus something that he did not do for a certain Arabian warlord and caravan raider and more evidence that jesus is really God.

3. Jesus was able to breath life in clay birds (plagiarized from the Gospel of Thomas extant in Coptic) albeit biidhin allah. Right? Well our dear Samer only a God can create life albeit biidhin allah. Right? then congratulations our dear Samer but it seems that Jesus is really your Allah as he can create life.

4. Jesus was able to cure the leper and the blind. Right? Only a good doctor or a God can do such thing. Right? And as far as we know Jesus was not a doctor. Right? Then he must have been a God

5. And here is your bonus for today: Jesus ate food. Right? But Jesus being Allah then he must have been makkar. Right? So I must conclude that he only pretended to eat food which means that Jesus is your Allah.

So much for poor muslim theology

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