Our dear Abdul (sic) and his obsession with the Islamic "Science of the Latrines"!

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Dec 26, 2021 at 09:12

Our dear Abdul al-tablighee is not aware that the Shi'a make fun of Sunni Muslims for their crazy obsessions with what is called "latrines" and "bathroom etiquettes" and even Ayatollah Khomeini once made fun of Sunni Muslims and their obsession with علم المراحيض

>And they are called Najis as they don't clean their private parts properly. Here in India and the middle east, we wash our private parts, but if you go to the west, they just wipe it with toilet rolls which is disgusting

So do you shake your private part 3 times, no more and no less, after urinating? Read this insane article from Islamweb about urinals and poor Muslims in England have to urinate while standing and not sitting (yes, Muhammad used to urinate while sitting like a lady). So do you pee like a lady our dear Abdul (sic) al-tablighee?

https://www.islamweb.net/ar/fatwa/198211/%D8%AD%D9%83%D9%85-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%A8%D9%88%D9%84-%D9%82%D8%A7%D8%A6%D9%85%D8%A7-%D9%88%D9%85%D8%A7-%D9%8A%D8%AC%D8%A8-%D8%B9%D9%84%D9%89-%D9%85%D9%86-%D8%A3%D8%B5%D8%A7%D8%A8%D9%87-%D9%85%D9%86-%D8%B1%D8%B0%D8%A7%D8%B0%D9%87

More disasters? The Hijab verse was revealed at the request of Omar who sneaked in the dark to check on one of the wives of Muhammad who was defecating! No I'm not kidding

More disasters? In Bangladesh young men pee on walls. The way out? The geniuses in Bangladesh started writing Arabic sentences on these walls in the hope that clueless Bangladeshi men would stop peeing. No I'm not kidding

So explain to us your obsessions' with the Islamic "Science of Latrines."

Hey, could you invite Zakir Naik to have a chat with us and let us all laugh?

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