Our dear Michael al-tablighee and more drivel

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Jan 13, 2022 at 08:00

Our dear Michael al-Tablighee who is from India and whose Hindu ancestors were brutalized by the Muslim invaders of India and now he is a lost tablighee and a follower of that weird dude Mirza Ghulam, did you check al-Bukhari's Hadith about the disaster of "Camel's urine cures all." ? Oh next the infamous hadith of "breast feeding of the adult" Mashallah!!

You still did not answer my questions which I will be asking your boyfriend Matthew the same questions including "Why is monotheism good and polytheism bad."?

>So, according to your logic:
1. Anyone that goes against you is a Muslim; and not only a Muslim, but also a tablighee (which actually has to be "Tablighi").

ROTFL Tablighee Tablighi Tomato, Tomato Shish kkabab Falafel Hummus and Shakshouka. You are embarrassing yourself again

>2. If 2 men living in the same country are against you, then they are boyfriends.

Are you against same sex couples? Shame on you brother we the readers will report you to YouTube and Twitter and Facebook and they will suspend you for being against same sex couples!

Oh darn it say hi to our dear Hamazah and his boyfriend Abdul and say Hi to your boyfriend Matta aka Matthew.

>3. If the word for oneness of God doesn't exist in a religious book, that definitely should mean that the religious book tells you that camel's pee is the cure for everything (not even Nikola Tesla has the brains to process this level of stupidity and idiocrasy).

Who is Nikola Tesla? Is she your mother in-law? Or was she one of the wives of your so called prophet?

Mr. ignorant your so called god has the time and enough ink to tell us about Arabic speaking ants and flying carpets and shish falafel hummus and shakshouka but no mention of al-Tawhid? How did this happen?

And Mr. genius you told us that we cannot find anything about "drinking camel's urine cures all" in the Qur'an therefore it is not true. Then by your very flawed logic Islamic genital mutilation is not Islamic because it is not in the Qur'an! Did you get it or are you that slow?

So how come Mirza Ghulam was not prescribed camel's urine before he died from diarrhea in a bathroom? And how come prophet Quthm your so called prophet did not drink camel's urine after he suffered from food poisoning that led to his death? Could it be because he was making things up?

Oh and do you drink camel's urine when you get sick our dear Michael al-Tablighee?

>3. You shouldn't reveal even your name, but you are free to ask others even about their vocation.

My name is DNM are you making fun of my name? Mr. genius, your boyfriend told us that he teaches Arabic and that he is posting from the UAE. No one asked him. He told us. So let me ask him: Where does he teach in the UAE? I told you the worst enemy of lost tablighees like you and your boyfriend Matta aka Matthew is you!

Now, where does he work as a teacher of Arabic? I think the UAE should know because his command of very basic Arabic is poor.

>4. Every lie that you tell is not a lie; but rather a disaster.

So a god telling us that the earth is flat and the same god telling us that he created the sky and then earth and also tells us that he created the earth and then the sky is a DISASTER right?

>And as I promised in the title, here's your Lenny face: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What is this drivel? Let me guess you are 6 years old like Hazrat (or I will pass gas in Arabic) 'A'isha

>And thanks in advance for the best rulebook ever.

Gobbledygook.

Hey, invite, if OK with Dr. Pipes, your idols our dear Zakir Naik (whose name is a vulgar word for sex in Arabic) and our dear Mohamed Hegab and we can all laugh together.

I feel sorry for you

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