The Reincarnation of our dear Hamzah (sic)! He is now متّى (aka Matthew) al-Tablighee! Mashallah

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Jan 4, 2022 at 07:48

Our dear متّى aka Matthew (sic) al-Tablighee whose Hindu ancestors were brutalized by the Muslim invaders of India and now he is telling us that he, at present, is a Christian! ماشاء المسيح

You think we should inform the UAE that you our dear متّى al-Tablighee are now a Christian? What do you think they will do to you? Deport you may be?

So do tell us Mr. Tablighee what happened to our dear Hamzah (sic) who ran away? Deported may be? And what happened to his boyfriend Abdul (sic) Hadi? Hey, can you invite more Tablighees like you so we can all laugh together? Or even better invite Zakir Naik (whose last name is a vulgar word for sex in Arabic) Deal?

>absolute dunce

Well, your so called god tells us that he plans everything including making me being an "absolute dunce" what ever that is. So are you telling us that you are not happy with your so called god's القضاء والقدر ? Shame on you brother! You think we should report you to the religious authorities in the UAE and tell them that you have no respect for your god's القضاء والقدر ? What do you think they will do to you? Issue a fatwa of takfir may be?

And a word of advise if you insult, I will insult you, your so called prophet and god and insult your idol Mirza Ghulam! Do you get it?

Remember that I do not insult you I only make fun of you and embarrass you too.

> a man with a degree in philology and an Arabic professor living in the UAE.

Boys and girls our dear متّى aka Matthew is a man and is a فيلسوف ومدرس اللغة العربية! Mr. genius could you tell us where do you teach? I just googled your first name as a فيلسوف ومدرس اللغة العربية in UAE and I could not find مدرس اللغة العربية whose first name is Matthew in the UAE! So can you tell us where do you teach or you are a blatant liar!

More damaging to your bogus claim: Why would the UAE hire an Indian or a Pakistani like you to teach, of all languages, Arabic? And BTW they do not even hire Christian Arabs to teach Arabic in the Arab world. Any guesses why?

Why do you not tell the truth ?

Oh and BTW did Mirza Ghulam die from diarrhea in a bathroom?

The rest of your post? It is "Argument from but I Matthew al-Tablighee am Christian and therefore you must believe me that the Qur'an is a linguistic miracle" Hey, I'm a فيلسوف too.

Your post is Tablighee Shish Kabab Falafel and Hummus.

Next? You must be calling: are you calling 'A'isha (the 6 year old wife of your so celled prophet) an "Absolute dunce" and you must be calling Othman (the one who burned copies of the Qur'an and allowed a goat to eat the Qur'an) is an "Absolute dunce"? Stay tuned for this disaster.

Last, The Arabic? Well you teach Arabic right? Therefore, you must be able to read it.

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