Our dear Michael and the GOAT that ate the Qur'an

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Mar 9, 2022 at 17:55

I wrote:

>or was it eaten by a hungry goat like the one that ate the Qur'an?

And this is our dear Michael aka Abdul aka Hamzah aka Matthew aka Uri's answer:

>Oh, you're coming from David Wood's video, right?

Who is David Wood?

And BTW we have been talking and posting about the goat that ate the Qur'an here as danielpipes.org for more than ten years. You do not believe me? google it

I just figured out who on earth is Sheikh Estes Shish Kabab whose net worth as per Sheikh google is 5 million dollars! Where did he get that money from? Hint: from fools like you

>And btw a sheep ate it, not a goat.

Why do you like to embarrass yourself? So here is your Arabic language lesson for today: Your Arab masters have many words for goats and sheep including: ماعز الشاة خروف غنم

This is the infamous Hadith where the 6 years old wife of your prophet tells us about the goat that ate the Qur'an so read and laugh:

‏لقد نزلت آية الرجم ورضاعة الكبير عشرا ولقد كان في صحيفة تحت سريري فلما مات رسول الله ‏ ‏صلى الله عليه وسلم ‏ ‏وتشاغلنا بموته دخل ‏ ‏داجن ‏ ‏فأكلها.

Or: And The Stoning Verse was revealed as well as The Breast Feeding of the adult 10 (times) and they were in a page under my bed and when the messenger of Allah SAL'M died and we were busy because of his death a Dajin (see below) entered and ate it.

Here is a link to this bizarre Hadith

https://www.islamweb.net/ar/fatwa/12905/

And as usual there is always drama in Islam so what the word Dajin or الداجن mean? It means a domesticated animal. Do you get it so far and here is the reference

https://www.almaany.com/en/dict/ar-en/%D8%AF%D8%A7%D8%AC%D9%86/

So what was that الداجن that ate the words of Allah including the yummy 10 times breast feeding of the adult? Well check this video and it is a Sheikh that is explaining all this nonsense about the differences between ماعز الشاة خروف غنم

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrqQ_08j9dg

So what should we do next? Check with our dear Sheikh Estes Shish Kabab or our dear Mohamed Hegab who says that Allah PRAYS FOR NOT To, or check with Sheikh al-Azhar? Hint: Sheikh al-Azhar and this is what he says that this داجن is a ماعز or a GOAT. Here is the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzRcz4JYTdM

More evidence from Arabic speakers and not from let us say our dear Moiz Falafel that it was a ماعز that ate the yummy breast feeding of the adult verse

https://islamqa.info/ar/answers/175355/%D8%AD%D8%AF%D9%8A%D8%AB-%D8%A7%D9%83%D9%84-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B4%D8%A7%D8%A9-%D8%B5%D8%AD%D9%8A%D9%81%D8%A9-%D8%A7%D9%8A%D8%A9-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B1%D8%AC%D9%85-%D9%88%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B1%D8%B6%D8%A7%D8%B9-%D9%81%D9%8A-%D8%A8%D9%8A%D8%AA-%D8%B9%D8%A7%D9%89%D8%B4%D8%A9-%D9%84%D8%A7-
%D9%8A%D8%B5%D8%AD

And here is the word ماعز from an Arabic/English translation for fools like you

https://www.alburaq.net/meaning/%D9%85%D8%A7%D8%B9%D8%B2

So the culprit is A GOAT! What a disaster.

What a disaster a goat ate the words of Allah.

> And the Qur'an, according to Muslim beliefs was written only for the sake of narration and the actually verses, chapters, and pages were completely memorized by the Muslims so even if the sheep ate it, they would have known the verses and would've written it down on some other paper for the sake of narration.

gobbledygook

Mr. ignorant, al-Tabari is the earliest Quranic Tafsir and it is very clear that he had no clue most of the time about what he was reading and if the Qur'an was indeed memorized and not a text with no context al-Tabari would have known if the word MLK is Surat al-Fatiha (not the tablighee Surah Fatihah) if it is مالك or ملك

Next, Mr. genius would you have cared about the two Hijabi women that were stabbed if they were not wearing Hijabs? I suspect you would not have cared. And BTW you only compare apples to apples. The teacher was killed because he was teaching his students about free speech. These two Hijabi women were stabbed by two drunk women after having an argument about a dog and remember that your so called prophet tells us that dogs are unclean. I am sure the courts in France will deal with such horrible crimes in fair way. In a country like Pakistan no one would care about the murder of the teacher or even the stabbing of the two Hijabi women.

Now you tell me: Why do you like to embarrass yourself

Find a boy or girl friend and have fun. Read a book, have a chat with a good friend and stop trolling the internet and posting your drivel do you get it?

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