Comedy Time: Our dear Michael al-Tablighee

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Jan 16, 2022 at 08:12

Our dear Michael does not realize that tablighees like him are not funny or cool so read and laugh

>ROTFL Tablighee Tablighi Tomato, Tomato Shish kkabab Falafel Hummus and Shakshouka. You are embarrassing yourself againIf embarrassing someone is that easy, here is your embarrassment:
ROTFL Tablighee Tablighi Tomato, Tomato Shish kkabab Falafel Hummus and Shakshouka
HAHAHA EMBARRASSED

Boring. How old are you? 6 years old like 'A'isha the wife of your, so called, prophet? You are not even funny

>Are you against same sex couples? Shame on you brother we the readers will report you to YouTube and Twitter and Facebook and they will suspend you for being against same sex couples!
BRUH WHEN DID I SAY THAT LMFAO!!

So you are pro same sex couples. You think I should inform the religious authorities in the UAE that you promote المثلية واللواط? Oh, المثلية واللواط hey, ask your Mullah to tell you what these two words mean, and the UAE will get you deported. However, YouTube FaceBook and Twitter will also ban you

>Who is Nikola Tesla? Is she your mother in-law? Or was she one of the wives of your so called prophet?
Nikola Tesla was a man, please know better.

So who is Nikola Tesla? Is he your ex-boyfriend? Did he dump you? Do tell us more

>So how come Mirza Ghulam was not prescribed camel's urine before he died from diarrhea in a bathroom? And how come prophet Quthm your so called prophet did not drink camel's urine after he suffered from food poisoning that led to his death? Could it be because he was making things up?

Oh and do you drink camel's urine when you get sick our dear Michael al-Tablighee?

>Do a thing: go back to my post and check all the links sent; you are so ignorant you don't even check them out.

You did not answer my question: Do you drink camel's urine when you get sick? Yes or No will be enough.

>My name is DNM are you making fun of my name?
That is your username on a website. How is that supposed to be an actual name?

Not true

I swear by the Figs and Olives and the Mountain (just like your god when he swears) that my name is DNM and are you making fun of your Allah who plans everything including my name? You think we should report you to the religious authorities in the UAE for making fun of Allah's al-Qada' wa al-Qadr? Shame on you brother.

>he teaches Arabic and that he is posting from the UAE. No one asked him.
So, can I interpret that you are against freedom of speech? ...

There is freedom of speech in the UAE? Really? he will find out.

>Now, where does he work as a teacher of Arabic? I think the UAE should know because his command of very basic Arabic is poor.
Man's literally there correcting you and then you say this. *Face palm*

Oh, they will be informed

>And since you were annoyed, here's the Lenny face again: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Boring. You are not funny you are boring.

>Grammatical Errors in the Qur'an By Moiz Amjad Mr. P. Newton with Mr. Rafiqul-Haqq has written an article titled: "Grammatical Errors in the Qur'an [1]". He writes:

Mashallah our dear Moiz and our dear Rafiqul (sic) I love these tablighee names

Oh wait: Are you saying that there are grammatical mistakes in the Qur'an? You think we should inform the religious authorities that you our dear Michael are saying that there are grammatical mistakes in the Qur'an? Astaghfirullah you will be deported

Find a fun hobby, read a real book, learn about your real ancestors the Hindus, adopt a pet, play a sport or even enjoy a ham and melted cheese sandwich with a glass of cold beer and be a free man and leave Islam and the Arabs

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