Comedy Time: Our dear Matthew al-Tablighee and "Monotheism v. Polytheism" Read and Laugh!

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Feb 12, 2022 at 15:36

Dear readers: Our dear Matthew al-Tablighee who told us that he teaches Arabic which I believe is a big fat and he had no clue about the primary meaning of an Arabic word the likes of جنسية/جنس and he told us that he teaches Arabic language الفيلولوجيا and had no clue what is رسم المصحف. My conclusion? He is either a liar or ignorant or may be both.

You see our dear Matthew al-tablighee I feel sorry for you.

Now, my question to this genius was: Why is monotheism good, and polytheism bad? And as you would expect if you ask a tablighee or an Ahmadi like him this question you will never get an answer because members of al-Ahmadiyya are never programmed to answer such question. Why? because they are not used to use their brains through "critical thinking"! So let us read and laugh

>2. Because in monotheism, you have a definite aim,

OK so monotheism has a "definite aim" Mashallah but what is the "definite aim" of monotheism?

Do tells us O Guru of nonsense.

> and in polytheism, you have not that.

ROTFL are you really serious? So do tells us O Guru of nonsense why there is no "definite aim" in polytheism?

>Let me metaphorically explain it to you:

This one should be fun

>Let's say child wants to be a doctor and a pilot.

And?

>He shan't succeed as he does not have a does not have a definite goal to look forward to.

Mr. genius there must be many doctors that can fly airplanes and practice medicine and enjoy both

But wait would such imaginary person be happy if he/she abandons his/her hobby be it being a pilot or even riding a bike and only practice medicine day and night?

Hint: No

And what does this gobbledygook has to do with monotheism and polytheism? Enlighten us O Guru of nonsense

>Same goes for your Hindu Gods.

So there are Hindu Gods! Why is that bad?

More disasters for you? Islam is a polytheistic religion! Would you like to know more?

>My other reasoning is that there was but one Christ, not a 100.

How do you know that there is no 100 Christs?

And if there is only one God, who is that one God?

Last, I DNM, am a monotheist and therefore, as per poor madrassa education, I have a "definite aim" whatever that is. Easy so far? Now, my one God is بعل and he is god and he is mentioned in the Qur'an and we are even told that he is a creator and your insecure god compares his ability to create with that of بعل so is that good or bad?

Let us say that I pray to three Gods of the Egyptian Pantheon, Isis, Osiris and Horus and they are wonderful and loving gods and there is no jihad or looting or brutalizing the non followers of their religion why is that bad?

You know the worst enemy of lost tablighees like you is: YOU

Get some counseling you need it

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