Allah says that the flat earth and the flat skies were one piece of cloth and he unstitched and this is the Islamic big bang theory and what a disaster

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Dec 18, 2011 at 08:46

Our dear slayhy who is a lost tablighee and what a karitah the Gods of ancient Egypt told us about the big bang theory 2000 yeras before Islam so do you think that may be the Gods of ancient Egypt are the real ones? right our dear slayhy who lives among his masters the Arabs?

>it is like ratq al-qimash (رتقُ القِماشُ ياحِمارُ)

For the readers our dear salyhy is saying mending of cloth O donkey!

For the readers this little gem says that Allah UNSTITCHED the earth from the skies and they were mended together which means that the skies as well as earth are FLAT يا ابن الحمار

So you tell us this means that your so called Allah is saying that

1. The earth is flat as well as the skies because a piece of cloth is flat so is the earth flat and are the skies flat يمعرص you tell us

And what happened to the other planets are they still stuck in this little ratq and did Allah develop carpal tunnel syndrome with all this unstitching?

>you remember و السماء ذات الحبك the woven sky,

ROTFL do not make me laugh one aya at a time and stay tuned for this one

>that is why God فتق because الله يفتقك كالقماش is tearing apart like a cloth.

And that is the point that your Allah is saying that the FLAT EARTH AND THE FLAT SKIES were one piece of cloth (mended) then he unstitched them and this is the big bang theory? are you for real?

And how about the religion of Egypt 's big bang theory? It makes more sense

So much for Allah and his little mending and unstitching

For the readers the word ratq means patching or mending

>so I was right that the sky is woven.

Oh so this is not the big bang theory that we have been told about by the ancient Egyptian religion 2000 years before Islam?

And No it is not your Allah is saying that

1. The earth and the skies are flat so are they flat?

2. The earth and the skies were like a ratq or a mended piece of cloth and when you mend a piece of cloth you stich it ya ayuha al-humar al-kabeer which means that Allah created the earth and the skies then he stitched them togather then he unstitched tham so you tell us when did allah create the flat earth and the flat skies before or after the stitching and the unstitching oh and see below

3. Then your Allah claims that he unstitched them et voila we have the flat earth and the flat skies

4. So what happened to the other planets are they still stuck in al-ratq?

5. And do you know what this means? It means that Allah AGAIN has no clue about the chronology of his own so called creation as it seems that he created the piece of cloth which he tells us that it is earth and the skies then he unstitches them so it means that he created earth as well as the skies then he stitched them together then he unstitched them

Then congratulations our dear slayhy but it seems that Allah has no clue about the when he created earth and the skies and is it before the stitching together in a ratq or after the unstitching

What a disaster

And more congratulations our dear slayhy but it seems that Allah created the skies and the flat earth before he thought that he really created them

>confused

The confused is you and your so called Allah

>never mind you will learn in the hereafter when the angels lead you to hell fire. you just wait for them to take you.

But wait your Allah says in the Qur'an a book that you cannot read in Arabic ya ayuha al-jahil al-kabeer فيضل الله من يشاء ويهدي من يشاء do you know what this ya humar? It means that if I'm a big time kafir then we can only blame Allah!

So let us do lunch with Allah and you can tell him that you do not like this aya! And there will be no virgins or boys of heaven for you our dear slayhy whose Hindu ancestors were brutalized by Islam and order the ham and bacon and the white wine for me

Shame on you for posting your nonsense

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