It seems that the Qur'an a book that our dear Ben Othman cannot read in Arabic says that Jesus must be Allah

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), May 31, 2012 at 07:21

Our dear Ben Othman does not seem to know that the Qur'an a book that he cannot read in Arabic because he ain't an Arab says that Jesus must be God and it even says that Jesus was born by Allah blowing part of his soul in the vagina of a woman! and he died (yes died as you shall see in the next post) and he was ressurrected as you shall see in the next post

But I will stick to what Muslims tell us and what the Qur'an also says

1. The Qur'an says that Jesus created life in clay birds albeit biidhinallah right O glorious madrassa graduate so with Allah's permission he still created life and only Allah is supposed to create life after all you just told us kuffar that Allah created the lives of the billions of people on this planet right O paragon of wisdom? oh and this means that Allah must be your papa and 'yo mama too

Then congratulations our dear Ben Othman Jesus must be Allah as he created life too

2. We are also told that Jesus raised the dead right our dear Ben Othman whose Hindu ancestors were brutalized by islam and only Allah can raise the dead right? then congratulations our dear Ben Othman the lost tablighee but the Qur'an says that Jesus is really Allah

3. Jesus cured the lepor and the blind and that was 2000 years ago and as far as we know he was not a doctor and the only one that can do such a thing at that time was a God

So congratulations our dear Ben Othman who lives in the midst of pornography in Malaysia but the Qur'an says that Jesus must be God

4. The Qur'an says that Jesus did not die right O lost tablighee? and only a God does not die

Then congratulations our dear Ben Othman who is a follower of deen al-irhab but the Qur'an says that Jesus must be Allah

Oh the angels? Oh those things the likes of babbling Gabriel? If they do not die then they must be Allahs too!

So congratulations our dear Ben Othman but angels must be Gods too!

So much for Islamic monotheism

5. The Qur'an also tells us that Jesus can tell us about al-gha'eb right O glorious madrassa graduate? and only Allah knows (sic)

Then congratulations our dear Ben Othman the wannabe Arab but the Qur'an really says that Jesus is really Allah

What a disaster

For the readers: I will tell you in the next post about what the confused Qur'an says about Jesus and it is not very pretty

Oh and could you tell us O glorious madrassa graduate what does the word al-kalala mean?

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