Islamic comedy time! And Muhammad's names!

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), May 6, 2012 at 07:28

For the readers: it seems that Muhammad had several names just like Allah's 99 or is it 98 names ooops I forgot that we are now told that between 20-29 names are not correct names right our dear Amin?

Well Muhammad has the following names:

1. We are told in the islamic tradition that his name was really Qutham! Really? so where can we find the name Qutham in the Qur'an our dear Amin who lives among kuffar?

2. We are also told that his kunya was Abul Qasim or ابو القاسم and where can we kuffar find such kunya in the Qur'an? and who on earth was that little Qasim or قاسم ? any guesses or is some one is a liar here?

3. We are also told that his name is Muhammad or the praiseworthy right our dear Amin? but wait the word praiseworthy really means Mahmoud محمود and not Muhammad! But if we turn to elmaany dictionary this is what it says

Transcript in Arabic ( محمود ) The praised one ; variation of the name " Muhammad
" : محمود. MAHMUD. Transcript in Arabic ( محمود ) praiseworthy in Arabic

So you see our dear Amin there is a bit of islamic delusions here as they must have realized that the word mahmoud really means praiseworthy and not Muhammad

What a disaster

So if the word Mahmoud really means praiseworthy in Arabic there must be another language where the wrod MHMD must mean the praisewrothy and it is and you guessed Syriac! Oh my reference/ well let us see

Eastern Syriac : ܡܵܗܲܡܲܕ Western Syriac : ܡܳܗܰܡܰܕ Eastern phonetic : ma ' ham mad   [Moral life → Quality] English :

praiseworthy , worthy of applause or praise , laudable , commendable , esteemed , prestigious

What a disaster Muhammad's name must be really a Syriac name

Oh in Arabic? It is Mahmoud

4. We are also told that his name is really Ahmad! Sobhanallah! Now if we trun to Ibn Ishaq he tells us that Ahmad or is it Muhammad is really البرقليتوس or the Paraclete! He also tells us that his name in Syriac is really منحمانا or Menahemana and what a disaster Ibn Ishaq does not seem to know that the word MHMD is a Syriac word

Oh it gets better: St Ephrem told us long time before Muhammad and his Allah that the paraclete must be Jesus! Then congratulations our dear Amin but Jesus must the Paraclete whcih means that he is also Muhammad!

Oh Menahemana? Well Ibn Ishaq was also ignorant as the word Menahemana is from the Syriac word Nahem ܢܚܡ or to raise from the dead! and in Arabic it is qa'im or قاءم and we know that Abul Qasim did not rise from the dead and it is Jesus that did rise from the dead!

So congratulations our dear Amin but Ibn Ishaq's Menahemana and the paraclete must be Jesus and Ahmad must be Jesus

What a disaster

5. We are also told that TAHA is really another name for Muhammad right our dear Amin? But wait if we turn to Ibn Kathir we discover that TAHA must be Rabbi Hilel's "Godlen rule" or Ta' al-ard ya rajul or stand on both feet O man and more Isra'eeliat in the book of Allah!

Sorry TAHA cannot be his name or Abn Kathir was a liar so which one is it?

6. Muhammad was also quoted as saying that his name is also al-Mahi or الماحي or he who eliminates (al-kuffar)! and who says that he was not a warlord!

7. He also was quoted as saying that he has another name and that is al-Hashir الحاشر or the gatherer so your likes our dear Amin can gather around his feet!

8. He also called hisself al-3Aqib or العاقب or the last one really?

What a disaster

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