More Quranic disasters and blaming Gabriel!

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), May 19, 2012 at 16:40

Oh more Quranic disasters? well Muslims tell us that the Qur'an is such linguistic miracle when in actual fact it is full of mistakes in spelling of perfect Arabic words, mistakes in Arabic grammar, foreign words and number one language is Syriac as a source for such words, strange words that have no meaning

This time i will go after embarrassing verses in the Qur'an and i will leave it to the reader to judge this so called eloquent text called the Qur'an and in this case i will go after Q66:12 where it says ومريم ابنت عمران التي احصنت فرجها فنفخنا فيه من روحنا

And let me translate this little gem for you

1. wa maryam ibnat 3umran or And Mary the daughter of Imran

2. al-lati ahsanat or who protected

3. furjaha or and you must excuse me her vagina!

4. fanafakhna fiha or and you must pardon me again and we blew in it!

I will leave this pornography to the imagination of the reader

5. men rawhina or from our spirit

Or: and mary the daughter of Imarn who protected her vagina then we blew into it from our spirit!

What a disaster

So boys and girls Allah blew part of his spirit in Mary's vagina!

What a disaster

And it indeed was an embarrassing verse to Muslims as how can Allah breath into a woman's vagina? it means that Allah must have mouth, lungs and a trachea and he can breath air and he had sexual contact with a human being albeit Mary! the idea is most bizarre

So we are told in al-Tabari about this big time disaster

{12} وَمَرْيَمَ ابْنَتَ عِمْرَانَ الَّتِي أَحْصَنَتْ فَرْجَهَا فَنَفَخْنَا فِيهِ مِنْ رُوحِنَا وَصَدَّقَتْ بِكَلِمَاتِ رَبِّهَا وَكُتُبِهِ وَكَانَتْ مِنَ الْقَانِتِينَ

الْقَوْل فِي تَأْوِيل قَوْله تَعَالَى : { وَمَرْيَم ابْنَة عِمْرَان الَّتِي أَحْصَنَتْ فَرْجهَا } يَقُول تَعَالَى ذِكْره : { وَضَرَبَ اللَّه مَثَلًا لِلَّذِينَ آمَنُوا } { مَرْيَم ابْنَة عِمْرَان الَّتِي أَحْصَنَتْ فَرْجهَا } يَقُول : الَّتِي مَنَعَتْ جَيْب دِرْعهَا جِبْرِيل عَلَيْهِ السَّلَام , وَكُلّ مَا كَانَ فِي الدِّرْع مِنْ خَرْق أَوْ فَتْق , فَإِنَّهُ يُسَمَّى فَرْجًا , وَكَذَلِكَ كُلّ صَدْع وَشَقّ فِي حَائِط , أَوْ فَرْج سَقْف فَهُوَ فَرْج .

{12} وَمَرْيَمَ ابْنَتَ عِمْرَانَ الَّتِي أَحْصَنَتْ فَرْجَهَا فَنَفَخْنَا فِيهِ مِنْ رُوحِنَا وَصَدَّقَتْ بِكَلِمَاتِ رَبِّهَا وَكُتُبِهِ وَكَانَتْ مِنَ الْقَانِتِينَ

وَقَوْله : { فَنَفَخْنَا فِيهِ مِنْ رُوحنَا } يَقُول : فَنَفَخْنَا فِيهِ فِي جَيْب دِرْعهَا , وَذَلِكَ فَرْجهَا , مِنْ رُوحنَا مِنْ جَبْرَائِيل , وَهُوَ الرُّوح . وَبِنَحْوِ الَّذِي قُلْنَا فِي ذَلِكَ قَالَ أَهْل التَّأْوِيل . ذِكْر مَنْ قَالَ ذَلِكَ : 26719 - حَدَّثَنَا ابْن عَبْد الْأَعْلَى , قَالَ : ثنا ابْن ثَوْر , عَنْ مَعْمَر , عَنْ قَتَادَة { فَنَفَخْنَا فِيهِ مِنْ رُوحنَا } فَنَفَخْنَا فِي جَيْبهَا مِنْ رُوحنَا .

{12} وَمَرْيَمَ ابْنَتَ عِمْرَانَ الَّتِي أَحْصَنَتْ فَرْجَهَا فَنَفَخْنَا فِيهِ مِنْ رُوحِنَا وَصَدَّقَتْ بِكَلِمَاتِ رَبِّهَا وَكُتُبِهِ وَكَانَتْ مِنَ الْقَانِتِينَ

{ وَصَدَّقَتْ بِكَلِمَاتِ رَبّهَا } يَقُول : آمَنْت بِعِيسَى , وَهُوَ كَلِمَة اللَّه { وَكُتُبه } يَعْنِي التَّوْرَاة وَالْإِنْجِيل { وَكَانَتْ مِنَ الْقَانِتِينَ } يَقُول : وَكَانَتْ مِنَ الْقَوْم الْمُطِيعِينَ . كَمَا : 26720 - حَدَّثَنَا ابْن عَبْد الْأَعْلَى , قَالَ : ثنا ابْن ثَوْر , عَنْ مَعْمَر , عَنْ قَتَادَة{ مِنَ الْقَانِتِينَ } مِنَ الْمُطِيعِينَ . آخِر تَفْسِير سُورَة التَّحْرِيم .

What a disaster now we are told that it is Gabriel that did such sordid act by blowing in an opening in the pocket in the arm of her dress!

i still believe that who did the blowing is Allah after all he is the author of the Qur'an right? or is this a lie too?or he could have said that i told Gabreil to blow part of my spirit into her vagina but he did not say that

The blame Gabriel excuse for this little disaster!

Do you know what this means our dear Amin? it means the following

1. These must be the words of Gabriel and not the words of Allah as Allah could have said and i told gabriel to blow in her vagina!

2. It means that al-Tabari is horrified about all of this and he had to find anyone to blame

3. It also means that we need to tell Allah when we do lunch with him all about the birds and bees and that this is not how people make babies

Now let us turn to the shameful translation of the ignorant Yusuf Ali where he tells us that

And we breathed into (her body)

What a liar and a fake

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