Deconstructing al-fatiha and Allah is praying? part two

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Feb 15, 2012 at 08:24

What a disaster so Allah is bigger than what? and is bism an acronym as no other than Abul Qasim himself tells us so when he quotes Jesus and Jesus also tells us that it is not a known word! right our dear Amin? now we know where does the word bism come from

Hint: al-lugha al-suryaniyya

But you know what? Bism is a loan word from Syriac and what a disaster

Oh and sarat is a laon word from Latin via Syriac! What a disaster

Now you tell us why would Allah seems to be praying for himself in surat al-fatiha?

I can understand that if we would have the word qul before surat al-fatiha as in qul al-hamdu lel-lahi blah....blah...blah...but there is no qul here and if these are indeed the words of Allah then he must have been praying

So the questions would be

1. Does Allah pray? Well let me help you he does as you shall see below

2. And it would not make any sense that Allah prays to himself so he cannot be the subject of this sura

3. So who is the subject of Allah's praying? well let us turn to al-Masjid al-Aqsa inscriptions (the first extant monument in islam) where it says ان الله ومليكته يصلون على النبي so does Allah and his angels pray upon Muhammad? Oh darn it shirk and Allah praying and two for the price of one so now we know who is the subject of the praying is surat al-fatiha it must be muhammad

4. And this little gem made it to the Qur'an in Q33:56 et voila we find the same words and what a disaster the Qur'an says that Allah prays and he prays to Muhammad

5. Oh and here is your bonus Muslims pray to Muhammad to when they utter the childish صلي علي النبي

Oh darn it shirk!

Now the question is who is that Muhammad that Allah seems to be praying to in both the inscriptions and the Qur'an? any guesses and he ain't Abul Qasim

What a disaster Allah prays!

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