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The Qur'an says that Jesus must be God revisited and it is an islamic disasterReader comment on item: Friendless in the Middle East Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Jun 3, 2012 at 07:55 So boys and girls here is why I believe that the Qur'an says that Jesus must be Allah 1. Well as I did prove from Q2:213 that Allah asks for a permission (biidhnihi) from himself (and no I'm not kidding you) before he helps his own creation so if Jesus can do something biidhinallah then he must be in good company Sorry I'm not the author of this poor theology 2. Jesus is the author of a few verses in the Qur'an and as we are told Allah is the author of the Qur'an then Jesus must be Allah Again I'm not the author of this poor theology 3. The Qur'an is supposed to be preserved on Allah's little al-lawh al-mahfuz and it has always existed (uncreated) this means that Jesus' words in the Qur'an are uncreated or always existed which means that Jesus must be indeed Allah Sorry I'm not the author of this poor theology 4. Jesus created life as in clay birds allbeit biidhinallah (with Allah's permission) but we have established that even Allah gets permission from himself as in Q2:213 So congratulations our dear Ben Othman but Jesus indeed created life which makes him a God 5. Allah tells us he is the best of creators so who are the other creators our dear Ben Othman? Let me help you it must be Jesus as he indeed created a living being aka the birds right? And it seems that the claim that Allah is the best of those that create is a bogus claim as 25% of pregnanices end in spontaneous abortions and about 5% of live birth has congenital malformations You know what? if Allah was working in a factory let us say making cars and 25% of his creation is defective he will be out of his job at the blink of an eye! As far as we know non of the birds created by Jesus were defective or died so who is the better creator O glorious madrassa graduate 6. Jesus did not die and is now living the good life in Allah's little heaven and who does not die except a God therefore Jesus must be god Our dear Ben Othman response to this disaster was but Noah (PUBH) lived until he was 950 years old (sorry we are dealing with islam here) but he died our dear Ben Othman Then he told us that the angels and the shaytan who is being chased by hot (sic) comets does not die And my response here congratulations our dear Ben Othman but it seems that the angels and al-shaytan in islam are also Allahs And then we are told about the cockamamie oh Jesus will return and he will die Well until this happens Jesus is God as he did not die Oh and the horrible things is Jesus will kill all the pigs! Oh no more bacon and I know of many pigs in wahhabi land 7. Oh the argument from Jesus ate food! And it a stupid argument because the Qur'an says that Allah is a big time makkar or he who decieves then Jesus can pretend to eat food when he is not right o glorious madrassa graduate 8. Jesus raised the dead albeit biidhin Allah something that only a god can do so congratulations our dear Ben Othman but Jesus must be really Allah 9. Jesus cured the leper and the blind and as far as we know Jesus was not a doctor and 2000 years ago the only one that can do such thing was a god therefore Jesus must be Allah You see I'm not the author of this poor theology 10. We are also told that Jesus is the one who tells the people about what to eat (read this as the barbaric halal food) and there is no biidhinallah here and as God is the one to set the law therefore Jesus must be god 11. We are also told that Jesus is the one who tells the people what to store in their homes as no pictures or pets or any of these islamic fetishes and there is no biidhinallah here and the source of such law is god only then congratulations our dear Ben Othman but Jesus must be God 12. And speaking of pornography in this embarrassing verse where Allah BLEW part of his soul in Mary's vagina and she became pregnant it means that indeed Jesus must be Allah's little son! What a disaster part of Allah soul got into Jesus! You think we should tell Allah about the birds and bees when we do lunch with him? So it seems that the Qur'an indeed says that Jesus is God and the son of God What a disaster
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