And speaking of being devious and we can only blame Allah as he made me this way!

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Jan 14, 2012 at 13:22

Our dear Amin who lives among kuffar and who is telling me that I, the big time kafir, am devious and liar. Alhamdulillah

Right our dear Amin? Well according to Muhammadan logic

1. Allah says that this life is about القضاء والقدر right? Oh darn it Arabic so let me help you this is the Allah's doctrine where he micro-manages our lives be it kuffar or not

For the readers: this is the doctrine of pre-destination which really means that this life have no meaning right our dear Amin whose Hindu ancestors were brutalized by Islam

And do you know what this means? It means that we can only blame Allah for the crime of genocide against your Hindu ancestors where 90M of them were killed in cold blood by the Muslims that invaded India

2. So let me see if I'm devious or a liar it must be because Allah made me this way! Right our dear Amin who told us that he earned not one but three imaginary degrees in ancient Arabic what ever that is but does not seem to know that the son of the bastard is ابن الناغل and not his bogus Pakistani Arabic ابن نغل and to add insult to injury his masters the arabs would use the word ابن حرام which our dear Amin did not even know that it is the word that is used by Arabs right our dear Amin who owns a brand agency what ever that is

3. Therefore we can only blame the big guy in the sky for moi being not just a big time kaffir but also devious and liar

4. So I suggest that you and I do lunch with Allah and we can tell him that you are unhappy that he made me "devious and a liar" and that you want him to "un-devious" and "un-liar" me. Deal? but he is not going to be happy as he planned it all and there will be no 72 virgins or boys of heaven for you

Oh and order for me the wine and the ham and bacon

And no them big words like parsing and syntactical analysis

Oh and I will do the talking as Allah will be horrified if you utter your bogus Pakistani Arabic likeفضيح كبير

What a disaster Allah made me devious and a liar and our dear Amin is not happy

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