More Quranic disasters and the expanding universe

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Dec 28, 2011 at 15:01

Our dear slayhy who lives among his masters the Arabs and this time we have another Quranic disaster

>2. Expansion of universe

Oh let me see so you come and tell us that the big bang theory must be Allah UNSTITCHING the flat earth as per Q79:30 from the flat skies as per al-ratq aya right? well wait a minute but how about the other stars are they still stuck to al-ratq O glorious madrassa graduate? and where would the sun and the moon that orbit the stationary earth fit in here? And does the sun orbit earth our dear slayh el-tablighee? A yes or no answer would do

With power did We construct the heaven. Verily, We are Able to extend the vastness of space thereof. [quran 51:47]

Really so this aya says نحن نبني الجنة بقوة و الله قادر على مد الخلاء الفسيح من ذلك

So is this what the aya says our dear slayhy el-tablighee? Let me help you: it does not so where did you plagiarize this bogus translation from?

Well let us see what it says in Arabic

والسما بنينها بايد وانا لموسعون

Tsk....tsk...tsk... poor Arabic let me fix it

وَالسّمَآءَ بَنَيناهَا بِاَيدٍ وَّاِنَّا لَمُوْسِعْونَ

What a disaster Allah is unable to even spell a perfect Arabic word like بَنَيناهَا and he spells it as بنينها

So your Allah is saying that he built the sky with support (oh let me guess here with support from the mountains that act as rawasi or the pegs of a tent so the sky does not come down crashing on your farash or bed right our dear salyhy? and do mountains support the sky and prevent earthquakes as your Allah claims in other ayas?) and then Allah brags as usual and he says he is the one who expands!

Expands what? Or the sky? what sky? the universe in Arabic means الكون I do not see it in the aya right our dear slayhy the demagogue?

>God says in the quran that he is expanding the universe,

Really? so this aya says that ان الله مازال يوسع الكون I do not see that in the aya our dear slayhy unless you are edting Allah's little book so are you edting Allah's little book? and if so we kuffar need to tell the religious police and oh i smell a deportation here

>look at the scientific researches that the universe is actually expanding

If so then how come al-Tabari is not aware in his tafseer of this little gem that the univesre is expanding any guesses our dear slayhy whose Hindu ancetors were brutalized by Islam?

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