Islamic comedy and plastic surgery in islam and the salafi that got a nose job watch and laugh

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), May 6, 2012 at 08:24

For the readers: One of the tragic things about Islam is that there is no disconnect between what is reality and what is fantasy and what is really blatant lies and Muslims have to even justify the absurd and in the process they dig themselves into deeper holes and case in point is one of the members of the Egyptian parliament is a salafi by the name of Anwar el-Balkeemy

Now he wanted to have a rhinoplasty because his nose was not very nice looking and this is the way he looked pre-op

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdetOKA3HgM&feature=related

Yes he is not a handsome guy but the problem here is islam does not allow any form of plastic surgery or جراحة التجميل because this would mean that no one can change the way Allah created us unless a baby let us say has an extra finger which would be OK in islamic law to have it removed! Sobhanallah and do not forget that genital mutilation and in the process changing how Allah created little boys and girls is OK! But again Islam and logic do not mix

But the problem here is Allah who describes himself in Q23:14 as the best of those that create (it makes you wonder: who are the other creators) 15-20% of pregnanices end in spontaneous abortions because of major malformations in the fetus that are not compatible with life and about 5% of newborns have major malformations and up to 15% have moderate malformations so there is indeed need for plastic surgery Islam or no islam

So el-Balkeemy wanted to have a nose job and he sneaked into a hospital in Cairo to have his surgery but he had to justify it as it seems that Cairo is like a big village and no one can hide what really happens so el-Balkeemy invites the press to the recovery room after his surgery where he claimed that he was the traget of carjacking and that he was carrying 100,000 Egyptian pounds (which is a big amount of money) and the money was taken away from him! Poor baby! and here is the video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6D7_ZpUWE4&feature=related

Oh the Egyptian police checked and found that there was no carjacking and he was a liar

When his little game was exposed he wanted to blame any thing for this big time lie

1. Blame the anesthesia argument: He said that whatever he said was not true and we can only blame the anesthesia and I'm not kidding you! He even wanted to have a طبيب بنج or anethesiologist to tell who ever is listening that his bogus claim is correct! It did not work

2. Argument from the real hospital where he went: When this did not work he claimed that he seeked medical help from another hospital! But the Egyptian press to their credit were able to locate the hospital where he had his nose job done and when the news leaked that he was no more than a liar he threatened to sue the doctors so they can shut up

That did not work either

3. Argument from balming el-CIA wa el-yahood or blame the Jews and the CIA that did not work either

4. Oh next? Argument from blaming Allah for his own lies: when nothing worked and he was exposed as a liar he decided to apologize to the whole Egyptian parliamnet (oh and you will see his new nose!) he admitted that he was a liar but until wait I tell you about whom is he blaming! and here is the video and for those of you that can understand Egyptian Arabic check minute 1:53

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-RKWXjDFKA

Now he looks cute with his new nose! and as Egyptian would say helw awee we amoor

Oh and he is saying that he lied because if you تءمن بالقدر or believe in predestination or the Islamic doctrine of Allah micromanaging our lives then what happend must be قضاء الله وقدره or Allah's grand plan of predestination!

So the big time fool is blaming Allah for his own lies!

What a disaster

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