Submitted by Donald O (United States), Jan 26, 2009 at 20:41
try this king turki... "we are not pleased by the islamic world's developement and conditions on the matter of non-believers within your control. We are [very begrudgingly] considering revoking all visas and immigrants of your's and other neighboring countries with the same beliefs in out holy lands... and will begin deporting them to your country - since you have no need to appease us infidels. We're sure they will find good jobs and a high quality of life there - so there is no need to hesitate on allowing this procedure to take place. thank you for your time". See how fast the apologies come back and the pleas to continue to work it all out...
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